Watching football this week was like riding a three-legged turtle down Boring Ave. in Yawnsville, USA, so let’s just get right to what mattered: UFC. On Saturday the Las Vegas sweet spot Pearl at the Palms played host to the The Ultimate Fighter: Team Nogueira vs Team Mir finale. It was a great day for face-beatings and split shins for interim UFC heavyweight champion Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira’s posse. Both Efrain Escudero and Ryan Bader kept their perfect records and signed pretty decent deals with the UFC. The only thing that could be more entertaining would be if Sean Avery actually got canned from the Dallas Stars for referring to his ex-girlfriend as his “sloppy seconds” on national TV. Oh, wait. That did happen. Haha.