We Heart Fighting » Organized: Jan 5th, 2009

Organized: Jan 5th, 2009

by admin at 2:11 pm on Mon, Jan 5th, 2009

We hope you’ve had a great new year thus far, at least better than Chilean soccer player Mauricio Pinilla and Inter Milan midfielder Luis Jimenez. The two duked it out in a nightclub last week, and some incredibly brilliant geniuses are guessing the fight started because Jiminez’s model wife Maria Jose Lopez allegedly had a tryst with Mauricio last year. From the looks of things she’s definitely worth a black eye or two.

In other new of the brutal, the Dallas Stars’ Zack Stortini and the Krys Barch of the Oilers went the distance over the weekend, pounding the shit out of each other on the ice for just over a minute. There’s really nothing else to say other than watch the video now.

You better start paying close attention to the impending onslaught of pigskin because the NFL playoffs are really heating up and things could get beautifully ugly. Philadelphia’s win over the Vikings might’ve been a belated holiday miracle, but people are too distracted to give a damn about stuff like that when superhuman madmen are scoring 71-yard touchdowns in the fourth quarter.